Things to say when you are stressed in work

We all have it. A bad day in office that ended in hissing the forbidden four lettered words. Now let us do that in style. So here are some stolen tips to fight off stress.

 

 

 

1. "You say I'm a b!tch like it's a bad thing?!" (Priceless)
   
2. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
   
3. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
   
4. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf@ck you!!!"
   
5. "Do I look like a f@cking people person!"
   
6. "Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."
   
7. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
   
8. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
   
9. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
   
10. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
    
11. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't gone to
    sleep yet"
    
12. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
    
13. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
    
14. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
    
15. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
    
16. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
    
17. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."
    
18. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
    
19. "You look like sh!t. Is that the style now?"
    
20. "Earth is full. Go home."
    
21. "Aw, did I step on your poor, little bitty ego?"
    
22. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
    
23. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
    
24. "If a$$holes could fly, this place would be a freaking airport."
    
25. "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left"
    

 

 

 

Secretes' corner:

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Answer. A person who borrows your watch, tells you the time, pockets the watch and sends you a bill for it.

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Answer. In love marriage, you marry your own girlfriend. In an arranged marriage, you marry somebody else's girlfriend!