Exam bloopers

Exam bloopers around the world. Had I been the examiner, I would love to give full marks to some of them, just for their originality...

Q- What is a Nitrate?

A- Much cheaper than a Day rate.

Q- What was Sir Walter Raleigh famous for?

A- He is a noted figure in history as he invented cigarette and started a craze for bi-cycles.

Q- What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?

A- Unusual names

Q- Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.

A- Learning to speak Latin

Q- Name one measure which can be put into place to avoid river flooding in times of excessive rainfall (e.g- Mississippi).

A- Flooding in areas such as the Mississippi may be avoided by placing a number of big dames into the river.

Q- Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.

A- Two polar bears, three four seals.

Q- How does Romeo's character develop through out the play?

A- It does not. It was just self, self, self all the way through.

Q- Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the under world.

A- Mrs. Orpheus.

Q- Where was the American declaration of Independence was signed?

A- At the bottom.

Q- What happens during puberty to a boy?

A- He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.

Q- What is the meaning of the word "Varicose"?

A- Close by

Q- What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

A- Mariah Carey

Q- What is a fibula?

A- A little lie..

Q- Explain the phrase 'free press'.

A- When your mom irons trousers for you.

Q- Why would living close to a mobile phone cause ill health?

A- You might walk into it.

Q- Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand alone system. What is a stand alone computer system?

A- It does not come with a chair.

Q- Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?

A- He could find out by checking his speedometer.

Q- Give a reason why people want to live near power lines.

A- You get your electricity faster.

Q- What is vibration?

A- There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in 1960s.

Q- Where was Hadrian's wall built?

A-Around Hadrian's garden.

Q- The race of people known as Malays come from which country?

A- Malaria.