Various Gods and Their Roles in Heaven

Bramha- Systems Installation

Vishnu- System Administration & Support

Lakshmi- Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati- Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva- DBA (Crash specialist)

Ganesh- Quality Assurance and documentation

Narada- Data Transfer

Yama- Reorganisation and downsizing consultant

Chitragupta- IDP and Personal Records

Apsaras- Downloadable viruses

Devas- Mainframe programmers

Surya- Solaris administrator

Rakhashas- In-house hackers

Ravan- Internet explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarna- Zombie Process

Lakshman- Support software and backup

Hanuman- Linux/s 390

Valli- MS Windows

Sugreeva- DOS

Jatayu- Firewall

Dronachaya- System Programmer

Visyamitra- Sr. Manager, Projects

Shakuni- Annual appraisal  & promotion

Valmiki- Technical Writer (Ramayana signoff document)

Krishna- SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)

Dharmaraj Yudhisthir- ISO Consultant (CMM Level 5)

Arjun- Lead Programmer (All companies vying for him)

Abhimanyu – Trainee Programmer

Draupadi- Motivation and Team building

Bhima- MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhan- Microsoft product written in VB

Karna- Contact Programmer

Dhrutarastra- Visual C +++

Gandhari- Dreamweaver

Shani- Test engineer (Frequently detecting bugs)