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Job allocation for new employees.
1. Place 400 bricks in a closed room.2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and comeback after 6 hours.
4. Analyse the situation you find:
- If they are counting the books, put them in Accounting Department.
- If they are recounting, put them in auditing.
- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
- If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operation.
- If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
- If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
- If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
- If they say they have tried different combinations,they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
- If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
- If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food", the poor man replied, "We have to eat grass.""Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.
"But Sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there - under the tree."
"Bring them along", the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man with a pitiful voice then said, "But Sir, I also have a wife and six children with me..."
"Bring them all as well", the manager answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to Mr. Manager and said, " Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you...!"
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost 1 meter long."
Lesson- Never trust managers!
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There is nothing like KIND MANAGERS..!!
