Bramha- Systems Installation
Vishnu- System Administration &
Support
Lakshmi- Finance and Accounts
consultant
Saraswati- Training and Knowledge
Management
Shiva- DBA (Crash specialist)
Ganesh- Quality Assurance and
documentation
Narada- Data Transfer
Yama- Reorganisation and downsizing
consultant
Chitragupta- IDP and Personal Records
Apsaras- Downloadable viruses
Devas- Mainframe programmers
Surya- Solaris administrator
Rakhashas- In-house hackers
Ravan- Internet explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarna- Zombie Process
Lakshman- Support software and backup
Hanuman- Linux/s 390
Valli- MS Windows
Sugreeva- DOS
Jatayu- Firewall
Dronachaya- System Programmer
Visyamitra- Sr. Manager, Projects
Shakuni- Annual appraisal & promotion
Valmiki- Technical Writer (Ramayana
signoff document)
Krishna- SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel
Development Life Cycle)
Dharmaraj Yudhisthir- ISO
Consultant (CMM Level 5)
Arjun- Lead Programmer (All
companies vying for him)
Abhimanyu – Trainee Programmer
Draupadi- Motivation and Team building
Bhima- MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhan- Microsoft product written in
VB
Karna- Contact Programmer
Dhrutarastra- Visual C +++
Gandhari- Dreamweaver
Shani- Test engineer (Frequently
detecting bugs)
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