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GEMS FROM WHATS APP POSTS:
I have to share them to preserve, due to my phones erratic behavior. Read it for fun only..
Secret formula for married couples:
"Love One Another"
And if doesnot work....
bring the last word in the middle!
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Philosophy of marriage-
At the beggining,
Every wife treats her husband as GOD.
somehow do not know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen
But once you get married,
you wonder what happened...
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What is the biggest advantage of having a crush in the same collage where you study?
Ans- 100% attendance... ;)
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What is the hieght of confusion?
Ans- Two earthworms playing hide and seek in a plate of noodles..
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A question asked in a talent test-
"If You are married to one of the twins sisters, how would you recognise your wife?
Best answer- Why the hell should I recognise..
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We pronounce 22 as twenty tow
33 as Thirty three
44 as Forty four
55 as Fifty five
Why not 11 as Onety one?
Doubt by last bench association...
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Why is facebook is such a hit?
It works on principle that People are more interested in others life than their own..
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When do you know you are in love?
Ans- when you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan...
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How to create the biggest doubt in your mind for you?
Just suddenly send her SMS saying "I love you too". (GAME OVER)
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Why do we write "etc" at the end in exams?
Because it means'
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity
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Someone asked life- "Why you are so difficult?"
Life smiled and said." You people never appreciate easy things.
Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness....
But because you deserve peace!
Unbelievable facts:
Our body is full of water,
but whereever it hurts, blood comes out.
Our heart is full of blood,
But whenever it hurts,tears come out...
If you have a magnetic personality and yet people don't get attracted towards you, its not your fault..
They have IRON deficiency in their bodies..
I have to share them to preserve, due to my phones erratic behavior. Read it for fun only..
Secret formula for married couples:
"Love One Another"
And if doesnot work....
bring the last word in the middle!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Philosophy of marriage-
At the beggining,
Every wife treats her husband as GOD.
somehow do not know why..
alphabets get reversed..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen
But once you get married,
you wonder what happened...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the biggest advantage of having a crush in the same collage where you study?
Ans- 100% attendance... ;)
--------------------------------------------------------------
What is the hieght of confusion?
Ans- Two earthworms playing hide and seek in a plate of noodles..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A question asked in a talent test-
"If You are married to one of the twins sisters, how would you recognise your wife?
Best answer- Why the hell should I recognise..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
We pronounce 22 as twenty tow
33 as Thirty three
44 as Forty four
55 as Fifty five
Why not 11 as Onety one?
Doubt by last bench association...
------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is facebook is such a hit?
It works on principle that People are more interested in others life than their own..
------------------------------------------------------------------
When do you know you are in love?
Ans- when you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan...
-----------------------------------------
How to create the biggest doubt in your mind for you?
Just suddenly send her SMS saying "I love you too". (GAME OVER)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do we write "etc" at the end in exams?
Because it means'
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Someone asked life- "Why you are so difficult?"
Life smiled and said." You people never appreciate easy things.
Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness....
But because you deserve peace!
Unbelievable facts:
Our body is full of water,
but whereever it hurts, blood comes out.
Our heart is full of blood,
But whenever it hurts,tears come out...
If you have a magnetic personality and yet people don't get attracted towards you, its not your fault..
They have IRON deficiency in their bodies..
